Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Group A results and Group B matches

Time to go over to the Redvers Kyle Stadium, Kirkstall Road, for the Group A results:

TVS glass revolve 3 Harlech eye test 12
Grampian saltire 9 TVS glass revolve 6
TVS glass revolve 6 BBC2 'Firecracker' 9
Harlech eye test 10 Grampian saltire 5
BBC2 'Firecracker' 8 Harlech eye test 7
Grampian saltire 8 BBC2 'Firecracker' 6

Three idents each won two games, bringing in 6 points, so we go to goal differences to break the tie and decide which two go ahead. Harlech is a clear winner, scoring 22 goals in winning games where its opponents managed 8, bringing a net figure of 14. BBC2 and Grampian each achieved 17 goals in the two games it won, but BBC2's opponents racked up 13 goals in those same games, compared to the 12 scored by Grampian's opponents, so Grampian joins Harlech in the knockout stage. So, Harlech will play the 2nd team to win Group B, while Grampian will take on that Group's winners.

Which brings us neatly on to the Group B matches:

Thames skyline vs ABC triangle
ABC triangle vs BBC Schools diamond
BBC Schools diamond vs Ulster oscilloscope on a stick
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick vs ABC triangle
BBC Schools diamond vs Thames skyline
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick vs Thames skyline

Voting will close at midnight BST on 15 June. You know the drill by now.




16 comments:

Spike Nesmith said...

I'm making the beedy-beedy teletype noise as i type. debedebeebeedebeedeebeedee....

Thames skyline 1-0 ABC triangle

ABC triangle 0-1 BBC Schools diamond

BBC Schools diamond 0-1 Ulster oscilloscope on a stick

Ulster oscilloscope on a stick 1-0 ABC triangle

BBC Schools diamond 1-1 Thames skyline

Ulster oscilloscope on a stick 1-1 Thames skyline

Are we allowed draws? Aw, go on! The Thames skyline is iconic, the schools diamond is inventive, and I just feel sorry for the oscilloscope. It's so... pathetic, but plucky and unashamed and just glad to be there. Surely the Scotland squad of the tournament! (Except it qualified.) If i can't have a one-all draw, feel free to mark it as a nil all draw. Or change the results. Like i GIVE a rats ass.

You heard.

Louis Barfe said...

Sorry Spike. No draws. Draws, if there are any, will emerge when the total scores are totted up. I'll treat the draws as void.

Tilt Araiza said...

Thames 0 vs ABC 1
ABC 1 vs BBC Schools 0
BBC Schools 1 vs Ulster 0
Ulster 0 vs ABC 1
BBC Schools 0 vs Thames 1
Ulster 0 vs Thames 1

That Bloke You Know said...

Thames skyline 2 ABC triangle 1
ABC triangle 0 BBC Schools diamond 1
BBC Schools diamond 3 Ulster oscilloscope on a stick
0
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick 0 ABC triangle 1
BBC Schools diamond 1 Thames skyline 2
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick 0 vs Thames skyline 2

Ulster never took the game seriously, alas, and put their ident together on the back of a fag packet the night before launch. Or so it would seem.

Mark Reckons said...

What group is the LWT River Ident in?

Also, will TVS be able to play Southern and/or Meridian? We need to know!

Tanya Jones said...

Thames skyline 1-0 ABC triangle
ABC triangle 1-0 BBC Schools diamond
BBC Schools diamond 1-0 Ulster oscilloscope on a stick
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick 0-1 ABC triangle
BBC Schools diamond 0-1 Thames skyline
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick 0-1 Thames skyline

Al said...

Thames 1 vs ABC 0
ABC 0 vs BBC Schools 1
BBC Schools 1 vs Ulster 0
Ulster 0 vs ABC 1
BBC Schools 1 vs Thames 0
Ulster 0 vs Thames 1

Westengland said...

Thames 0 ABC 1
ABC 0 BBC Schools 1
BBC Schools 1 Ulster 0
Ulster 0 ABC 1
BBC Schools 1 Thames 0
Ulster 1 Thames 0

FeedbackReport said...

1. Thames
2. BBC Schools Diamond
3. BBC Schools Diamond
4. Ulster
5. BBC Schools Diamond
6. Thames

qxr963 said...

Thames 1 ABC 0
ABC 0 BBC Schools 1
BBC Schools 1 Ulster 0
Ulster 1 ABC 0
BBC Schools 1 Thames 0
Ulster 0 Thames 1

Ulster may have done better had their still colour caption been in contention. Something restful about a still which, alas, has been lost in today's telly...

Zack said...

Thames skyline vs ABC triangle: 1-0
ABC triangle vs BBC Schools diamond: 0-1
BBC Schools diamond vs Ulster oscilloscope on a stick: 0-1
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick vs ABC triangle: 1-0
BBC Schools diamond vs Thames skyline: 0-1
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick vs Thames skyline: 1-0

Larry Shandling said...

Thames 1 - ABC 0
ABC 1 - BBC Schools 0
BBC Schools 1 - Osc on a stick 0
Osc on a stick 0 - ABC 1
BBC Schools 0 - Thames 1
Osc on a stick 0 - Thames 1

GoogleUser said...
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GoogleUser said...

Is this thing on?

Thames skyline 1-0 ABC triangle
ABC triangle 1-0 BBC Schools diamond
BBC Schools diamond 1-0 Ulster oscilloscope on a stick
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick 0-1 ABC triangle
BBC Schools diamond 0-1 Thames skyline
Ulster oscilloscope on a stick 0-1 Thames skyline

office pest said...

Thames 1 ABC 0
ABC 1 BBC 0
BBC 1 Ulster 0
Ulster 0 ABC 1
BBC 0 Thames 1
Ulster 0 Thames 1

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