Friday, September 11, 2009

Normally I have no interest in the comings and goings of Jack Tweed, but I found myself reading The Snu the other day and puzzling over a detail of the report of his arrest. Tweed has been charged with rape, but his co-accused has not. The paper described the sexual activity involved as a "roasting". Now, I have no practical experience of said manoeuvre, but my understanding of it is that it involves two gentlemen partaking equally of a lady's pleasures, one at each end. Not being a lawyer, I don't know how this works, but if it was rape, shouldn't both men have been charged? Can anyone explain to me why Tweed has been and his mate hasn't?

2 comments:

Adam Macqueen said...

Perhaps she'd consented to noshing off the friend, and Tweed walked in behind her and plugged himself in without saying please?

LF Barfe said...

You have such a way with words, dear boy. I'll chalk that up as plausible. What's the film with Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth as a sort of Martin and Lewis double act? Interesting threesome scene in that where Firth gets over-enthusiastic, leading to Bacon shouting "Get your dick out of my ass" or similar. I caught it late one night on BBC1 and was agape. If anyone had told me I'd end my evening watching Colin Firth in a false moustache at precisely no degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon, I'd have laughed at them.