And now an appeal on behalf of Cheeseford. The other day, I found myself in a well-known chain of stationers, perusing the pocket diaries. Then I thought that there must still be companies or organisations out there flush enough to have their own diaries made for their staff and to give away to valued clients, etc. So, before I shell out for a standard Letts job with integral pencil, is there anyone reading this with access to complimentary diaries, and, if so, can I please have one? The more outlandish or notorious the firm, the better. If South African Nazi Tobacco are kind enough to give me the means to organise my 2009, then I owe it to them to carry their week-to-view masterpiece with pride. And if I get more than one offer, I will find homes for the surplus in a spirit of mutual goodwill, back-slapping and cross-fertilisation.
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Monday, December 08, 2008
And now an appeal on behalf of Cheeseford. The other day, I found myself in a well-known chain of stationers, perusing the pocket diaries. Then I thought that there must still be companies or organisations out there flush enough to have their own diaries made for their staff and to give away to valued clients, etc. So, before I shell out for a standard Letts job with integral pencil, is there anyone reading this with access to complimentary diaries, and, if so, can I please have one? The more outlandish or notorious the firm, the better. If South African Nazi Tobacco are kind enough to give me the means to organise my 2009, then I owe it to them to carry their week-to-view masterpiece with pride. And if I get more than one offer, I will find homes for the surplus in a spirit of mutual goodwill, back-slapping and cross-fertilisation.
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Getting a free calendar or diary always brings the saddening realisation that you're in a one-sided and expensive relationship.
You could have my lovely Bet365 diary but their not sending me one must mean I've had a good year.
(The BNP one is great and marks all the major events: Hitler's bithday; the day after Hitler's birthday; the day after the day after Hitler's birthday etc etc).
Gah. I just threw away a gorgeous diary with "The George Law Firm" emblazoned on its faux-leather cover, sent to me on spec.
By the way, your book has now arrived in Wiltshire, and is being packed as we speak for the parental trip over the pond.
Aha Shaun, a 'Hitler Diary' in fact.
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