Sunday, November 25, 2007

I seem to be receiving a lot of penis extension spam at the moment. The latest came from someone called Justin.

9 comments:

Clair said...

I once slept with a man called Justin. It's all true...

LF Barfe said...

De Villeneuve? Lee Collins? HaywardoftheMoodyBlues? Ian? (One for the Latin scholars there...) Name and shame, gwan.

LF Barfe said...

That should be g'wan. As it is, it looks like I'm a lisping grandchild.

Clair said...

Oh, we never got as far as surnames. It was in my Lost Weekend period; I'lll tell you about it someday!

Phil Norman said...

I fear I've just received the ultimate innapropriately-headlined Viagra e-amil ever: 'Madeleine McCann's father goes back to work.'I hope it was a computer that came up with that one.

Matthew Rudd said...

The stress of deleting all my Viagra spam has left me impotent.

LF Barfe said...

I got a Viagra email from someone claiming to be Peregrine Worsthorne the other day.

Shaun said...

That was clearly an error. Perry meant to send it to George Melly.

LF Barfe said...

With whom he tried to create a new definition of the word 'stowaway'.