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"Shite!" - Jon Gaunt
"WARNING. Has written offensive material online. Avoid." Nick Conrad
I once slept with a man called Justin. It's all true...
De Villeneuve? Lee Collins? HaywardoftheMoodyBlues? Ian? (One for the Latin scholars there...) Name and shame, gwan.
That should be g'wan. As it is, it looks like I'm a lisping grandchild.
Oh, we never got as far as surnames. It was in my Lost Weekend period; I'lll tell you about it someday!
I fear I've just received the ultimate innapropriately-headlined Viagra e-amil ever: 'Madeleine McCann's father goes back to work.'I hope it was a computer that came up with that one.
The stress of deleting all my Viagra spam has left me impotent.
I got a Viagra email from someone claiming to be Peregrine Worsthorne the other day.
That was clearly an error. Perry meant to send it to George Melly.
With whom he tried to create a new definition of the word 'stowaway'.
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