Sunday, September 13, 2009

This blog has a new crusade. It is to get every right-thinking person with an Internet connection to pass critical comment on the strange-looking, dull-sounding Chris de Burgh. This isn't unpleasantness for unpleasantness' sake. The idea is to get the multi-talentless cousin of Roly Mo writing so many letters and emails accusing people of being 'bitter and unfulfilled' that he never sings a single hemi-demi-semi-quaver again in his life. Go on, you know it makes sense.

Oi, Chris. Your music's shit and you look like the badger world's most notorious nonce.

5 comments:

Kecske said...

You don't mellow with age, do you?

Five-Centres said...

Thing is, he's too dull to even bother with. We should just let him die of banality.

Nick said...

I am appalled that the creator of such wonderful ballads as The Lady in Red, Hernando's Hideaway and The Monster Mash would stoop so low. I can't help feeling there must be more to this story than meets the eye.

Apres la Guerre said...

I dunno. The creator of "Spanish Harlem" murdered that prostitute.

Nick said...

At any rate De Burgh deserves our support for his stunning saxophone solo on 'Baker Street', if nothing else.