Friday, June 26, 2009

Merciful release. Nice day out, isn't it?


Apres la Guerre said...

'My daughter is a charming woman of taste and refinement. I said to her, "How would you feel if you woke up one morning to find a little, fat, coffee-coloured imp on the pillow next to you, only to find forty years later that he'd grown into an anorexic, white woman with the mental and musical ability of a Cocker Spaniel, and with a predilection for pinching little boys' bicycle saddles?" My daughter, realising the horror of what I was saying, immediately went into the kitchen and gassed herself.' - James Wentworth-Zephaniah,

Robin Carmody said...

That had me, ahem, rolling on the floor laughing my arse off.

My own blog pretty much covered this, I (immodestly, but what the hell) think.