Bellamy's People

If you're not watching Bellamy's People each Thursday on BBC2, you should repair the omission ASAP. Go to the iPlayer and start with last night's. The whole world needs to see Anglophile African catering student Julius Olufemwe (Felix Dexter on blistering form) questioning Brian May's patriotism, while Gary Bellamy (Rhys Thomas) struggles to avoid corpsing. It starts at about 13:10 if you're feeling impatient.

The Dude abides

Woo's got a bee in her bonnet about the sort of person who goes to Tesco in their pyjamas. She's got a point, but not everyone who goes to the shops in their boudoir gear ends up looking like Waynetta Slob. Some can make it seem like a statement of effortless cool. Like The Dude, pictured above. If you need an explanation of this picture, just get hold of The Big Lebowski on DVD. You'll thank me for the tip.

That's Torn it

It's been a strange week. Just when I thought I'd got a handle on it all, this happens. Now that's random, and, yes, it made me do a LOL.